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Old October 1, 2003, 09:47   #1
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Warning From Your Forum Watchdog - In 14 Days...
In 14 days I'll disclose an event, of which the world will likely never fully recover.

This "event" is like no other ever experienced by mankind.

I can't go into details now, but this time I'm serious.
I promise.

Mark the date now, so you'll know when the time has arrived.


14 days.
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Oh my GOD! You're a girl!
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this is gonna be another ginger, isn't it?
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I bet he's a commie in disguise.
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YOU'RE GEORGE W. BUSH!

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You're not pregnant, are you?
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Old October 1, 2003, 09:55   #7
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All I can say at this time is, the event will rock your world.
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What now Slowwy -- you're gay??
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Old October 1, 2003, 09:58   #9
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What about a black pregnant lesbian commie girl? That would cover most of it...
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I think he's going to post a picture of himself rubbing pimento cheese onto his naked body. You'll never each lunch the same way again.
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Black? You've been listening to...well, mistaken folks too much.

I've decided I can disclose in 13 days.
THE DAY, will not allow enough time to react by you.
This is just too big.
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he's become a mult-billionaire, and decided that he's going to bequeath his fortune to me.
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Warning! Warning! Danger, Will Robinson!

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he's become a mult-billionaire, and decided that he's going to bequeath his fortune to me.
I bet he's gonna make you work for it.
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he's become a mult-billionaire, and decided that he's going to bequeath his fortune to me.
I bet he's gonna make you work for it.
uh . . .
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He's moving to New York City!
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He´s Fez in Disguise?
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Old October 1, 2003, 10:20   #19
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What, are you the only one allowed to make homo-erotic comments around here?
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Or is that homo-neurotic?
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Yes -- or at least, I thought I was the only one.


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Old October 1, 2003, 10:26   #22
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I've been coming here some time.
Developed, a fondess, for all of you.
I can't just let The Event pounce on you.
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I think you're all wrong. He'll tell us in 14 days, that he asked for asylum in Cuba. He's already packing his bags.
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Well, I will definitely be sure to be here on that day to laugh, cry, or whatever, depending on what it will be . . .
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Oh the suspense is horrible! I can't wait another 13 days!!! Tell me now!!!!!!! I promise not to tell any of these other losers!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Warning From Your Forum Watchdog - In 14 Days...
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In 14 days I'll disclose an event, of which the world will likely never fully recover.

This "event" is like no other ever experienced by mankind.

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14 days.


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Can someone remind me that I was supposed to find out what this was in 13 days time?
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