October 1, 2003, 09:47
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Warning From Your Forum Watchdog - In 14 Days...
In 14 days I'll disclose an event, of which the world will likely never fully recover.
This "event" is like no other ever experienced by mankind.
I can't go into details now, but this time I'm serious.
I promise.
Mark the date now, so you'll know when the time has arrived.
14 days.
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October 1, 2003, 09:51
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Oh my GOD! You're a girl!
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October 1, 2003, 09:52
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this is gonna be another ginger, isn't it?
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October 1, 2003, 09:53
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I bet he's a commie in disguise.
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October 1, 2003, 09:53
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OH NO!
YOU'RE GEORGE W. BUSH!
It all makes sense now!
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October 1, 2003, 09:55
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You're not pregnant, are you?
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October 1, 2003, 09:55
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All I can say at this time is, the event will rock your world.
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October 1, 2003, 09:55
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What now Slowwy -- you're gay??
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October 1, 2003, 09:58
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What about a black pregnant lesbian commie girl? That would cover most of it...
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October 1, 2003, 10:00
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I think he's going to post a picture of himself rubbing pimento cheese onto his naked body. You'll never each lunch the same way again.
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October 1, 2003, 10:02
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Black? You've been listening to...well, mistaken folks too much.
I've decided I can disclose in 13 days.
THE DAY, will not allow enough time to react by you.
This is just too big.
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October 1, 2003, 10:05
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he's become a mult-billionaire, and decided that he's going to bequeath his fortune to me.
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October 1, 2003, 10:08
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Warning! Warning! Danger, Will Robinson!
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October 1, 2003, 10:08
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he's become a mult-billionaire, and decided that he's going to bequeath his fortune to me.
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I bet he's gonna make you work for it.
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October 1, 2003, 10:15
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
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he's become a mult-billionaire, and decided that he's going to bequeath his fortune to me.
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I bet he's gonna make you work for it.
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uh . . .
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October 1, 2003, 10:16
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He's getting married.
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October 1, 2003, 10:17
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He's moving to New York City!
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 1, 2003, 10:17
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He´s Fez in Disguise?
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October 1, 2003, 10:20
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uh . . .
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What, are you the only one allowed to make homo-erotic comments around here?
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October 1, 2003, 10:21
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Or is that homo-neurotic?
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October 1, 2003, 10:21
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Yes -- or at least, I thought I was the only one.
I hate cross-posting.
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October 1, 2003, 10:26
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I've been coming here some time.
Developed, a fondess, for all of you.
I can't just let The Event pounce on you.
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October 1, 2003, 10:27
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I think you're all wrong. He'll tell us in 14 days, that he asked for asylum in Cuba. He's already packing his bags.
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October 1, 2003, 10:27
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Well, I will definitely be sure to be here on that day to laugh, cry, or whatever, depending on what it will be . . .
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October 1, 2003, 10:34
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Or is that homo-neurotic?
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I don't really know what this means, but I'm offended nonetheless.
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October 1, 2003, 10:38
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Oh the suspense is horrible! I can't wait another 13 days!!! Tell me now!!!!!!! I promise not to tell any of these other losers!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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October 1, 2003, 10:41
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Re: Warning From Your Forum Watchdog - In 14 Days...
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October 1, 2003, 10:41
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Can someone remind me that I was supposed to find out what this was in 13 days time?
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October 1, 2003, 10:42
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It's his birthday?
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 1, 2003, 10:43
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He's gonna be a Mod!?!
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