October 1, 2003, 14:52
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I'm omnipotent. 
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October 1, 2003, 14:56
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#92
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
I'm omnipotent.
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No really how you find out about this, no kidding.
Are you sure you are ok and everything?
Last edited by Jack_www; October 1, 2003 at 15:05.
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October 1, 2003, 15:05
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Why cant we react to this event? Why must it occur? Why cant you warn people now if it so bad?
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October 1, 2003, 15:08
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See? See how it is knowing somethig is going to happen.
If you actually knew what it was, well, I shudder to think how the pressure would crush many.
And yes, I'm fine as frog hair. Thanks for asking. 
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October 1, 2003, 15:09
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Sloww is not the type of person that would be privy to any information that would actually concern anyone... Heck, he even posted about it before it happened. If it was something so important to keep secret the last person they would tell is Sloww..
It is probably something like all the Coke we have been drinking is actually really New Coke, and that they have been fooling us all these years...
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October 1, 2003, 15:09
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Is it...
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October 1, 2003, 15:09
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
I'm omnipotent.
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Isn't that what happens when you OD on Viagra?
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October 1, 2003, 15:11
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It just that I really want to know, I am a curious type of person Japher. 
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October 1, 2003, 15:11
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I think it's so considerate and modern for the space aliens to schedule their anal probes, rather than just abducting people at random. Tell us how it all comes out in the end, Slowwy! 
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October 1, 2003, 15:12
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Isn't that what happens when you OD on Viagra?
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I think omnipotent means that he knows only one thing.
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October 1, 2003, 15:12
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
I'm omnipotent.
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You know, they have pills for that nowadays.
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October 1, 2003, 15:17
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Listen. I'm getting these PM's, and like I just replied to last message, no rapture. No blacking of the sun.
Aliens? I told you before I can't speak of what I learned about aliens while in the Air Force; but it's not about aliens either.
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October 1, 2003, 15:17
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That is the day he gets a new hat or something. Most likely something that is really stupid. The funny thing is that I still want to know.
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October 1, 2003, 15:18
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
Listen. I'm getting these PM's, and like I just replied to last message, no rapture. No blacking of the sun.
Aliens? I told you before I can't speak of what I learned about aliens while in the Air Force; but it's not about aliens either.
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You know alliens? I know that you would never know about such things. I was thinking a terrorist attack?
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October 1, 2003, 15:35
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**** the impending doom part; I want to hear about aliens. Were you really in the air force?
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October 1, 2003, 15:44
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Happy Birthday Ming.
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October 1, 2003, 15:49
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and rah
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October 1, 2003, 15:52
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Oh, yeah, him too.
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October 1, 2003, 15:58
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 In 14 days, SlowwHand expects to get laid.
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October 1, 2003, 17:05
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Originally posted by Harry Seldon
**** the impending doom part; I want to hear about aliens. Were you really in the air force?
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I really, really was. 
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October 1, 2003, 17:13
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Hi Keith!
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"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
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October 1, 2003, 17:23
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Perhaps he's a billionare secretly sending Finnish paramilitary forces around the world to round us up to play "The Most Dangerous Game" on his deserted tropical isle.
One Texas joke too many drove him to it.
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October 1, 2003, 17:35
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MarkG's getting out of the military?
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October 1, 2003, 17:38
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Slowwhand finally corrects the link in his www-bit of his profile?
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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October 1, 2003, 17:45
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Don't tell them Sloww their not ready for it! It will freak them out of their tenuos hold on reality!
:Pretending like I know wtf is going on:
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October 1, 2003, 17:46
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14 days from now we will find out that Henry Winkler aka The Fonz, will take John Ritter's(rip) place on 8 simple rules.
You guys are working to hard.
 ACK!
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October 1, 2003, 17:47
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SlowwHand's been controlled for all the past years by the spirit of Jefferson Davis?
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meet the new boss, same as the old boss
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October 1, 2003, 17:48
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He'll realize that Texas sucks? 
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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October 1, 2003, 17:48
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Maybe he's the next Joe Millionare .
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- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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October 1, 2003, 17:50
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Isn't Tiamat also from Texas? Maybe they've been secretly dating and ..... you know.
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