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Old October 4, 2003, 01:11   #1
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Roy, of 'Siegfried and Roy', attacked by tiger

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LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- A tiger attacked magician Roy Horn of the duo "Siegfried & Roy" at his throat during a Friday night performance at The Mirage hotel-casino, authorities said.

Horn was taken to University Medical Center, where he was listed in critical condition, said hospital spokeswoman Cheryl Persinger.

Firefighters were called to the hotel-casino about 8:45 p.m. and found Horn had been attacked, said Clark County Fire spokesman Bob Leinbach.

The illusionists, who put on one of the most well-known and expensive Las Vegas shows with their signature white tigers and lions, signed a lifetime contract with the Mirage in 2001.

Fishbachler, 64, and 59-year-old Horn have performed together in Las Vegas for more than 30 years. They opened at the Mirage hotel-casino in February 1990.
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Old October 4, 2003, 01:17   #2
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Wasn't that in a Simpson's episode?
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Could be. Seems I just saw an episode where something else had been 'prophesied'.

Forgot what it was.

But let this be a lesson kids: Endangered Species kill!
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Old October 4, 2003, 01:34   #5
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signed a lifetime contract with the Mirage in 2001.


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These animals do not belong there and should not be used as a circusact!!!
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just can't stop myself this time, sorry
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Old October 4, 2003, 03:47   #7
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Jeez..you guys should grow up. The guy got ****ing mauled by an animal in front of all sorts of people.
Hope he makes it...
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Old October 4, 2003, 04:16   #9
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Good God. You mean Tigers have a tendency to bite? Why wasn't he warned?
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He should probably sue soneone over it.
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So, was this a hate crime or not? I can't tell.
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I'm not sure but it may well ahve been a speciest crime.
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I always knew Roy was the submissive one.
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What exactly are you implying Asher?
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It's a funny mix of emotions, isn't it? 10% of me says "Oh dear, I hope he recovers without being left looking too mangled", 40% of me says "Daft ****", and the remaining 50% says "What's for breakfast?".
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Old October 4, 2003, 05:20   #16
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Lazarus, you express my feelings perfectly. Except for the breakfast part. It late over here.
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Old October 4, 2003, 06:54   #18
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this is so funny because it immediately reminded me of the simpsons

or as Homer would say about the relevant episode: This is so funny because it's true

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Good God. You mean Tigers have a tendency to bite? Why wasn't he warned?
they've had them for years
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Ah yes. Germans and sarcasm.
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I wonder if this will give David Blaine any ideas?
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I perfectly saw the sarcasm, though it was still less appropriate than it had been if the tiger idea had bene rather new
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The Japanese have no understanding of sarcasm, either. I think you may have discovered a previously unknown prerequisite for fascism.
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Old October 4, 2003, 08:30   #27
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I didn't have a problem with Sigfried or Roy, why couldn't the tigers have eaten some quack like David Copperfield?

Besides, tigers are so cute and cuddly.
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Those tigers have no sense for good taste these days
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I heard on the radio this morning that Tiger Woods was going to go by "Roy" from now on.......

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