October 7, 2003, 11:14
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I see dead people...er... I mean smilies. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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October 7, 2003, 11:45
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My accoustic, pen and paper  and a learjet.
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October 7, 2003, 13:45
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Too many items Elijah. Pen and paper can count as one though...
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October 7, 2003, 13:47
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MrFun of course. He can do the cooking, cleaning, have sex with him and then, when bored, hunt him down like an animal to sacrifice to my pagan god.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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October 7, 2003, 13:48
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October 7, 2003, 13:49
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non-essential item would you wish to have with you?
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Not to amuze myself, but I would wan't an unlimited supply of toilet papper (2 ply)...
If it is just for amuzement purposes? A copy of some funny book like the bible or something by Al Gore or a Clinton...
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October 7, 2003, 13:50
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Dude, you don't need toilet paper!
Just wash yourself in the sea!
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October 7, 2003, 13:52
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No way!!! That salt would inflame my roids that I am sure to get from eating all the bananas!
Also, aren't sharks attracted to poo? 
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October 7, 2003, 13:56
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You don't **** in the ocean, you savage. That's important bio material, keep it on the island. take the crap in the forest, then cover it with soil. But do it on the edges on the forest, near the sea, so you can rapidly plunge and let the ocean waves do the job for you.
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October 7, 2003, 14:05
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Originally posted by Starchild
MrFun of course. He can do the cooking, cleaning, have sex with him and then, when bored, hunt him down like an animal to sacrifice to my pagan god.
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Don't you think Molly Bloom would be better for doing cooking and other domestic type chores?
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 7, 2003, 14:10
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I tried to post this last night, but amazingly the server was too busy at 2 o' clock in the morning.
I can see the smilies no problem. Only a couple times I had trouble loading images. I am having trouble loading threads with many pages like the football thread. If I click last page it doesn't work. I have to click on page 4 and move one by one all the way up.
As for women. women could be a pain because they nag too much. on the mainland it isn't a problem because you can go to a pub and drink. but trapped on an island with a nagging woman could be hell on earth.
so I should clarify that a woman I want should be mute.
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October 7, 2003, 14:11
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a dumb blond.
No hassle with her that way
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October 7, 2003, 14:15
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The mysogynists are coming out in force.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 7, 2003, 14:19
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misogyny? I don't hate women, I love them.
what I do hate is nagging. And you have to admit, women nag alot.
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October 7, 2003, 14:22
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Only because men give them reasons to nag.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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October 7, 2003, 14:33
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I'd like to have a snooker table (plus accessories) with me.
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October 7, 2003, 14:36
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What would you choose if you couldn't take another person with you? And you can't choose a means of escape from the island. This is supposed to be something to stop you from dying of boredom.
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October 7, 2003, 14:37
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I'd like to have a snooker table (plus accessories) with me.
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...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty
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October 7, 2003, 15:09
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Since a woman isn't an item I guess I'll have to change my vote to a Leathermen Multitool with flashlight. Normally the two come in one belt carrying case.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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October 7, 2003, 16:06
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the batteries might go dead on you.
I'd want a fully stocked library.
that is one thing  . It contains many things, but the libary is one thing.
I can't wish for a computer, because I would have no electricity. I cannot wish for a nuclear power plant, for then I would have no computer. So library is the only logical choice.
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October 7, 2003, 16:09
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Can I wish for a fully stocked and outfitted sail boat?
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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October 7, 2003, 16:14
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And the smartasses come out in force.
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October 7, 2003, 16:20
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Prince
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Too many items Elijah. Pen and paper can count as one though...
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Accoustic it is then. Guess I can write in the sand and smoke some native stuff to give me the illusion of flying! 
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October 7, 2003, 16:29
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Books have been said,
I'll say binoculars, since I can write in the sand.
You would get amazing viewing out on the middle of the ocean of the night sky.
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October 7, 2003, 16:37
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soap
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October 7, 2003, 16:44
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Solar Powered Laptop with Civ installed on it
I win
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October 7, 2003, 16:59
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Solar Powered Laptop with Civ installed on it
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October 7, 2003, 18:46
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Rum...like in Pirates of the Carribean :-)
Jack Sparrow: Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not Good! You're burning all the food, the shade... the RUM!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?!
Elizabeth Swann: One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?!
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?!
wait...scratch that...I'll take rum AND Keira Knightley :-D
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October 7, 2003, 19:49
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But she'd burn your rum!!!
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October 7, 2003, 19:53
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Lots of very good choices:
Robots:
The Terminator model from the latest movie, with orders to serve and protect me.
R2D2 (from StarWars) although it doesn't speak (C3P0 speaks but that's a detriment rather than an advantage)
Magic stuff:
Alladin's lamp (instant 3 wishes)
The never-emptying bag of stuff
Sci-Fi stuff:
A lightsaber
A food synthesizer
Other stuff:
Videotapes (judging from "Castaway", it's the most useful thing to have in a desert island)
A teddy bear to speak to and hold on to when I go crazy
A surfboard (with all those waves and plenty of time to learn surfing)
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