"You're disturbing the class... Alright then, out of the window you go!!!"

Sirotnikov · October 7, 2003, 20:18

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Angry Moroccan teacher throws pupils out of window

Monday, October 6, 2003 Posted: 2333 GMT ( 7:33 AM HKT)

RABAT, Morocco (Reuters) -- Two Moroccan schoolboys were injured Monday when their teacher threw them out of a first floor classroom window for being too noisy, an Education Ministry official said.

One of the pupils, aged nine, ended up in hospital with a fractured shoulder and serious injuries to his face and head while the other, age 10, suffered only slight injuries, the official from the ministry's delegation in Casablanca said.

He said the teacher had warned the pair she would throw them out if they were not quiet.

"They did not listen. They should have listened," he told Reuters by telephone. "She (the teacher) suffers depression."

The official had no comment on whether the teacher would be disciplined.

Zopperoni · October 7, 2003, 20:22

Discipline through defenestration. I like it.

BeBro · October 7, 2003, 20:25

More action for the kids.

GhengisFarb™ · October 7, 2003, 21:05

I saw this artlicle earlier this morning and was thinking how useful it would be to be able to do this to people on Apoly.

Then I realized I would be one of the ones out the window.............

TCO · October 7, 2003, 21:05

Beat the children.

Dis · October 7, 2003, 21:07

they should do this to children in the U.S. instead of drugging them up

Drake Tungsten · October 7, 2003, 21:15

One of my teachers in junior high almost did this. Grabbed the kid by the shirt and held him out a second story window. The look on the kid's face was priceless.

Skanky Burns · October 7, 2003, 21:26

One of the teachers at my school threw a kids desk out the window, then forced him to drag it an all its contents back to the classroom.

SKILORD · October 7, 2003, 22:53

Lucky for me I'm bigger than most of my teachers.

Bosh · October 7, 2003, 22:57

Aaaaaaah, the stuff that dreams are made of.

If it get dong chimed (have kids try to stick their finger up my ass) one more time...

Dr Strangelove · October 7, 2003, 23:37

Well, after all it was only a first story window. I don't understand how the one child fractured his shoulder. I believe that malnourishment had more to do with it than the trauma of being thrown through the window. Remember that....before you beat a kid, make sure he's had his daily milk!

Perhaps in Morocco they shopuld run more of those ads of celebrities with milk moustaches. They could use pictures of Arafat, Hussein, and bin Laden.

Dr Strangelove · October 7, 2003, 23:38

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Originally posted by Boshko
Aaaaaaah, the stuff that dreams are made of.

If it get dong chimed (have kids try to stick their finger up my ass) one more time...

What exactly do you do for a living? Run a daycare for gangsta kids?

Bosh · October 7, 2003, 23:42

Worse. Teach korean elementary school.

Dr Strangelove · October 7, 2003, 23:56

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Originally posted by Boshko
Worse. Teach korean elementary school.

I take it they don't begin the socialization of their children at a very early age, or is dong chiming a Korean ritual of greeting or respect?

If it's the later, that may explain why there has never been, or ever will be, a Korean elected Secretary-General of the United Nations!

:) Smiley · October 8, 2003, 02:19

Throw the teacher from a helicopter

The Mad Monk · October 8, 2003, 02:22

Drake Tungsten · October 8, 2003, 02:28

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If it get dong chimed (have kids try to stick their finger up my ass) one more time...

WTF? I just have comely high school girls stroking my arms all the time and trying to become my girlfriend...

Pekka · October 8, 2003, 03:31

How'd the first guy hurt himself so bad? I bet his dad beat him afterwards again for having an erection while sleeping.

Or maybe the kids was amputee with no hands, that would explain the bruises in his face and fractued shoulder if he was thrown face first.

Sikander · October 8, 2003, 03:37

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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

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If it get dong chimed (have kids try to stick their finger up my ass) one more time...

WTF? I just have comely high school girls stroking my arms all the time and trying to become my girlfriend...

It sounds like those Korean kids prefer that you be the girlfriend.

Pekka · October 8, 2003, 03:38

me so hooony.. five dolla sucky sucky

FrustratedPoet · October 8, 2003, 05:56

If you're wondering how one kid fractured his shoulder after "only being thrown out of a first floor window" it might be worth remembering that in some countries the first floor actually means the second floor. Siro didn't link to the article, but if it came from the BBC then that would account for it.

Az · October 8, 2003, 05:58

Yeah, first floor != ground floor.

aaglo · October 8, 2003, 06:16

Stupid children, they should have believed the teacher...

Kropotkin · October 8, 2003, 06:46

I was thrown out of class on a number of occuations. I also jumped out the window a few times. Never thrown out of a window though. I feel that there's something missing in my education.

Dr Strangelove · October 8, 2003, 08:02

You couldn't get away with throwing an kid out the window in an American school......because most American schools have plate glass windows that aren't designed to be opened.

Also, in America any teacher who allowed his elementary students to "dong chime" him would be expecting some serious jail time. I mean, they're just little kids. How could you do this man? You know what happens to guys like that in prison don't you?

Sikander · October 8, 2003, 08:03

The defenestration of Rabat.

Q Classic · October 8, 2003, 08:12

when did fez become a teacher?

Whaleboy · October 8, 2003, 08:41

chequita guevara · October 8, 2003, 10:22

My friend attended a military school where students would occassionally be thrown out windows by teachers.

Drake Tungsten · October 8, 2003, 10:54

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It sounds like those Korean kids prefer that you be the girlfriend.

I was talking to my friend, who teaches at a Japanese elementary school, this evening and I guess that the Japanese kids do the same thing. ****ing East Asians are insane, I tell you.