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Old October 8, 2003, 11:32   #1
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MD Governor's wife: I'd shoot Britney Spears
http://www.wral.com/entertainment/2537264/detail.html

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FREDERICK, Md. -- A spokeswoman for Maryland's first lady, Kendel Ehrlich, says the governor's wife made an "inadvertent figure of speech" last Friday when she spoke about shooting singer Britney Spears.

Ehrlich was speaking at a domestic violence prevention conference at Frederick's Hood College when she commented on the need to educate young women so they won't be dependent on others.

In remarks taped by WFMD Radio, the first lady said, "If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."


"As a working mother raising a 4-year-old son, the first lady has concerns about the negative influences that the entertainment industry can have on young children and teenagers," said Ehrlich's spokeswoman Meghann Siwinski in a statement on Tuesday. "During a public appearance, she inadvertently used a figure of speech to express those concerns."

Ehrlich has declined, through her spokeswoman, to comment further.
What a dumb %#$%@. Now Britney will probably beef up security...


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I'd shoot her full of something.
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I am so proud of my home state.
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Old October 8, 2003, 12:21   #6
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I am just kidding, of course. Britney is cool. I have all of her CDs.
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I have all of her CD sleeves.
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She sings?

This MD chick either has a cheating husband or is a closet lezbo...
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If I owned a gun, I might lend it to her. Down with Britney!

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I have all her porn videos and pictures. They're good enough for now. I just hope her career bottoms out while she's still young; I'd hate to see the 50 year old glamour shots in Playboy.
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RE:I have all her porn videos and pictures
do you have her BDSM video?
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I own nothing Britiney..
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She is slave for me. At least she said so. And for some reason, I always get a popup full of pics of her when I log into this forum.
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So, MarkG is pimping her out, heh?
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The one with the big black guy and the chick with the wooden paddle? Of course.
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good... me too... britney is trash...
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I am trying to get his wife brought up on federal charges

This is an outrage!!!
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Watch your mouth Sava, another outburst like that and you will be CASE CLOSED
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Ted she meant say she would "hit" Britney.
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oh well in that case let's see some pics!!!
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Ehrlich was speaking at a domestic violence prevention conference.......the first lady said, "If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."
Was that a domestic violence promotion conference?
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Bullet is too quick for Britney. How about slow dissolve in sulfuric acid?
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