Eat this you Nokia lovers

[Pekka]

A really good way to know if product is legal and/or genuine product, is to look at its price tag. If seems to be new, in a box, and is about 10 times cheaper and there is no visible huge campagn going on... you should think about it. If it's not in its original box, it's used or broken. In both cases when it comes to batteries, it's not a good idea to buy it. Or it's stolen.
So you see why the batteries cost so much? With 2 bucks, you get batteries that explodes to your hands.

laurentius, with your battery information, I now know the colour of your eyes, your sexual orientation, eating habits and you hideous past. And for the love of god, you're wearing the same underwear for the third day in a row!

[Q Classic]

well, sure it looks genuine...

but we all know you got it after some quick and dirty in an ally somewhere...

[MrFun]

Somehow, I think this can all be blamed on President Bush . . .

not sure how, but I'm sure of it!!!

[Pekka]

MrFun, it's easy! THese batteries are obviously made in illegal factories that are plenty especially in Asia. These are controlled by mafia, and everyone is corrupted and no one interrupts this at all. So, Bush knows this, and also knows this is not good for the economy, but what does he do about it? He calls to Arnold to say 'I'm happy you got elected!'. SO that's how he spends his time. So, he doesn't want them to stop!!!! And why is that you might ask?

Well we all know who had some troubles in Asia don't we? That's right, the CIA. CIA was seeking new routes to sell Heroin from Afghanistan region, but they got challenged by the Chechnyan mafiosos, who are funding the war against Russia. So these fellows are pretty hardcore. Hardcore enough, that even the CIA has troubles. They deployed US troops in a secret mission to blast these competitors away, but it happened so that they get blasted themselves, thus CIA had to retrieve fast and cover this hold thing up. Chechnyan mafia won that round. So, the route to Asia to sell Heroin was shut down from the CIA, which made many bigger buyers very unhappy, as they didn't want to do business with anyone else. In Asia it's VERY important who you are when you do business. Even if competitors have better products and prices, they are loyal and buy from the one they always buy and the one people like.

So, CIA had to get the hell out of there fast, but German investigators, their secret service was on to them, and this was about the time when Schroeder allied with Chirac and that Belgian dude. So they were little angry at Bush, SO they tried to benefit with this knowledge.
'We keep this thing out of public, you give us some of those new oil deals once Iraq is dealt with' and kept the 'moral high ground' in the home base by publicly condenming it all. It was a win-win for Schroeder.
CIA HAD to bend.

But after that, they had to eliminate some German spies in Europe and Asia, so they couldn't pull this ever again, destroying the spies with knowledge of their business.
And to be able to do that, they had a list of their spies FROM Asian mafia guy WHO BTW OWNS THESE FACTORIES THAT SELLS THESE FAKE PRODUCTS! So he's under CIA's wing.

Just a coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!

[Oerdin]

The phone I own right now is a Nokia but the phone I owned before this was Motorola and the phone I'm thinking about getting is also a motorola.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Pekka
MrFun, it's easy! THese batteries are obviously made in illegal factories that are plenty especially in Asia. These are controlled by mafia, and everyone is corrupted and no one interrupts this at all. So, Bush knows this, and also knows this is not good for the economy, but what does he do about it? He calls to Arnold to say 'I'm happy you got elected!'. SO that's how he spends his time. So, he doesn't want them to stop!!!! And why is that you might ask?

Well we all know who had some troubles in Asia don't we? That's right, the CIA. CIA was seeking new routes to sell Heroin from Afghanistan region, but they got challenged by the Chechnyan mafiosos, who are funding the war against Russia. So these fellows are pretty hardcore. Hardcore enough, that even the CIA has troubles. They deployed US troops in a secret mission to blast these competitors away, but it happened so that they get blasted themselves, thus CIA had to retrieve fast and cover this hold thing up. Chechnyan mafia won that round. So, the route to Asia to sell Heroin was shut down from the CIA, which made many bigger buyers very unhappy, as they didn't want to do business with anyone else. In Asia it's VERY important who you are when you do business. Even if competitors have better products and prices, they are loyal and buy from the one they always buy and the one people like.

So, CIA had to get the hell out of there fast, but German investigators, their secret service was on to them, and this was about the time when Schroeder allied with Chirac and that Belgian dude. So they were little angry at Bush, SO they tried to benefit with this knowledge.
'We keep this thing out of public, you give us some of those new oil deals once Iraq is dealt with' and kept the 'moral high ground' in the home base by publicly condenming it all. It was a win-win for Schroeder.
CIA HAD to bend.

But after that, they had to eliminate some German spies in Europe and Asia, so they couldn't pull this ever again, destroying the spies with knowledge of their business.
And to be able to do that, they had a list of their spies FROM Asian mafia guy WHO BTW OWNS THESE FACTORIES THAT SELLS THESE FAKE PRODUCTS! So he's under CIA's wing.

Just a coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!

I'm surprised Chegitz or someone else did not create a thread about this.

[Pekka]

Yeah well, this is highly classified info.. only talked about in helicopters.. and you know what happens if you're not one of us..

[Q Classic]

be careful... somebody might try to outfit a sam launcher with one of those nokia phones...