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Do You Think Women Are Evil ? ? ?
I'm honestly beginning to think women are the spawn of the Devil. that business in the garden of eden was no accident. Eve knew that if she could get poor innocent Adam to take a bite, men would be damned for all time. The funny part is that we keep comming back for more, even in the back of your mind you keep saying to yourself, stay away. For the love of god and all that is holy, stay away. 
No wonder they live longer than men. After awhile the life is sucked out of you.
But i'm not bitter or anything
 
Share with us your proof that women are evil. 
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October 13, 2003, 04:19
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Everyone's evil, it's just a matter of degree.
That said, I think you may be confusing "evil" with "incomprehensable".
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October 13, 2003, 04:23
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no. women are a gift from god. or something like that.
I just ignore them and hope they go away
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October 13, 2003, 04:30
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Both men and women span a broad spectrum of ethics.
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October 13, 2003, 04:33
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okay.... as we all know:
Women = Time * Money
and that
Time = Money
also we know that
Money is the root of all Evil.
so it is safe to assume that
Evil = Money^2
if Women = Money^2 = Time * Money
therefore,
Women = Evil.
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October 13, 2003, 05:13
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I love that.
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October 13, 2003, 05:16
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i'm rather fond of it myself... my freind brad in texas showed me that once...
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October 13, 2003, 05:22
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Asked what he would prefer after death, paradise or hell, Jean d'Ormesson answered : I would like paradise because of the climate, but I would prefer hell for the attendance.
If women are in hell, lets go to hell.
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October 13, 2003, 06:01
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I don't think women are any more evil than men... but as a man I must admit, they can do some pretty evil stuff.
I must also admit they can so some cosmic stuff as well, so I'm not about to start slagging people in skirts.
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October 13, 2003, 08:15
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No wonder they live longer than men. After awhile the life is sucked out of you.
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"Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."
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October 13, 2003, 08:23
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The mad General in Dr Strangelove
Women aren't Evil, it is we men who are Weak.
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October 13, 2003, 09:23
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Originally posted by self biased
okay.... as we all know:
Women = Time * Money
and that
Time = Money
also we know that
Money is the root of all Evil.
so it is safe to assume that
Evil = Money^2
if Women = Money^2 = Time * Money
therefore,
Women = Evil.
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I heartily agree.
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Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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October 13, 2003, 09:59
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
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No wonder they live longer than men. After awhile the life is sucked out of you.
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"Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."
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I was talking about my rug...
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Stop Quoting Ben
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October 13, 2003, 10:38
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I woke up this morning and immediately got laid. They have their uses. 
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October 13, 2003, 11:22
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Not that most posters here would ever know, one way or another.
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October 13, 2003, 11:27
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Hillary Rosen is evil. Women aren't.
BTW, a recent study has showed that, if the deaths from alcohol and substance abuse are factored out, relative gender life spans are about the same.
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October 13, 2003, 11:32
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Originally posted by JohnT
I woke up this morning and immediately got laid. They have their uses.
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I double-dog dare you to show this smartass post to your wife.
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October 13, 2003, 11:35
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October 13, 2003, 11:44
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women are not evil.
*Japher looks around, doesn't see wife... Slaps forehead as he is at work... Wait, why would that matter? Japher is about to stop talking to himself
Not all women are evil, but some are... Especially the ones that are married...
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October 13, 2003, 12:17
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women are not evil, just very confusing sometimes
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October 13, 2003, 12:19
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VINDICATION!!
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October 13, 2003, 14:26
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Re: Do You Think Women Are Evil ? ? ?
No.
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October 13, 2003, 14:34
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Women are evil and so are men. Just evil in different ways
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October 13, 2003, 14:35
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one things for sure. I'd rather be ina room full of women than men.
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October 13, 2003, 15:01
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Unless you are a hated prisoner of war. In that case, I'd rather be in a room full of men. They'd be less mean. 
/me stops stereotyping
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October 13, 2003, 15:56
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That's true. Someone needs to do a survey to sort the men from the virgins and the Long term inmates from those in the casual ward.
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October 13, 2003, 16:06
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"Women are not evil. They make you evil." Sartre
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October 13, 2003, 16:32
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Women may be evil, but I happen to like evil!!
Heaven for the climate, hell for the company...
I am of course joking, while Drogue you are, of course, biased!  (ok so am I but only because i've had a good day and most women could beat me up)
lalalalalalala
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October 13, 2003, 16:35
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I know women aren't evil. I was just blowing off steam. They are damned frustrating though and at times they seem to be doing the exact thing that would make an otherwise rational human being go completely insane. I think all women should come with their own bottle of prozac
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October 13, 2003, 16:54
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They're just people.
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