October 15, 2003, 06:27
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Person you'd least want to be this week.
I'm talking about that halfwit Cubs fan who probably cost his team last night's game against the Marlins. You know - the idiot who interfered with the foul ball.
Who wants to bet that if the Cubs fail to make the series, that this person will be hunted down by irate fans and subjected to all sorts of abus?.
The odd thing is that I think he deserves it.
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October 15, 2003, 06:35
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eight runs.
eight.
EIGHT!
god damn it.
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October 15, 2003, 06:39
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Yeah, but no thanks to that idiot who broke the Cubs' concentration.
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October 15, 2003, 06:58
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they were up 3 to nothing. what was it, like four, five? hits the entire game for the marlins until that point?
that f*cking bastard.
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October 15, 2003, 07:04
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I've been watching the news this morning. That guy is dead meat....
...dead meat...
...dead meat....
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October 15, 2003, 07:05
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Here's a fun site
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Track/7004/
I don't suppose Alex Gonzales helped at all. He was ****ing **** when he played for the Jays and he's ****ing **** now.
BTW - there's some splendid pics of the "fan" online. That mother****** might as well throw himself off the Sears Tower.
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Last edited by Agathon; October 15, 2003 at 07:13.
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October 15, 2003, 07:12
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so for the non baseball person...what happened?
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October 15, 2003, 07:19
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so for the non baseball person...what happened?
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The Chicago Cubs were up 3-0 in the 8th inning, needing only 5 outs to go to the World Series for the first time in a zillion years. This matters a great deal to Cub fans who think that their team is cursed (the truth is that they're complete ****, and that's why they never win - but that's how myths arise)/
Anyway....
The Marlins' batter hits a foul ball left and the Cub fielder goes up to the wall to catch it. But some dumb**** **** of a fan decides he'd like the ball as a souvenir and gets in the way of the fielder, who then doesn't make the catch.
Then the Cubs collapse and let in 8 runs in the rest of the inning.
The ******* son of a ***** "fan" is then taken away by security after being pelted with beer and threatened with death.
Now he's the most wanted man in America.
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October 15, 2003, 07:30
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What about the Red-Socs game... eh! Is Zimmerman more at fault there?
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October 15, 2003, 07:31
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so you can see why chicago is angry tonight and today. five outs away, and prior was doing damn good.
on his way to a complete game, a shutout... kept it down to five hits until that point...
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October 15, 2003, 09:52
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I wouldn't particularly want to be the Chinese guy on their first rocket launch.
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October 15, 2003, 09:57
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The fan really had nothing to do with it. If Alou had caught the ball the Marlin's would have won 7-3 instead of 8-3. What really killed them was Alex Gonzales error, which cost them a double play to end the inning before any runs had scored.
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October 15, 2003, 20:13
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If a fan interfering with a foul ball caused the Cubs to lose, then they deserve to lose.
Whiny *****es
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October 15, 2003, 20:31
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I feel bad for the guy.
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October 15, 2003, 20:40
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I saw on Sportscenter last night and Moises Alou said the same thing.
ACK!
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October 15, 2003, 23:14
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No, that guy can move to a more reasonable city. No, I'd not want to be the broken white guy in Sing Sing that Bubba calls 'sweetie'.
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October 15, 2003, 23:19
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This week I wouldn't want to be Louie Anderson, for reasons I cannot disclose here.
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October 15, 2003, 23:30
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-double post
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October 15, 2003, 23:34
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You say "boo" Monkspider, for what reason I know not, but consider. The fan who screwed up, and the guy in Sing Sing are both ****ed. It's just that the fan can leave, while the guy at Sing Sing has a date he can't break.
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October 16, 2003, 00:23
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*sigh*
and the Cubs lose. I was hoping they would win, that way the fan wouldn't be persecuted this way.
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October 16, 2003, 00:59
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The "fan", Steven Bartman, was offered all-expenses paid, 3 month excursion in a Florida resort.
Apparently, he came from a family of avid Cubs fans, and was a little league coach. A lot of people are saying anybody would have done that. Other people were reaching for that ball as well. Not just this man alone, but he was the one who touched it.
Anyway... if I were him I'd take up that resort offer.
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October 16, 2003, 02:02
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Damn, life is starting to imitate the Simpsons a little too much lattely....  
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October 16, 2003, 03:06
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I'm not having a whole lot of fun being myself this week...
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October 16, 2003, 03:07
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It's the music you listen to, Iain.
Oh, and I wouldn't want to be Dany Heatley.
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October 16, 2003, 03:09
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No, the music just makes things worse. 
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October 16, 2003, 03:09
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Who is in your avatar? He looks mighty pissed.
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October 16, 2003, 03:26
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It's Nate Barcalow from Finch yelling into a mic.
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October 16, 2003, 03:30
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This week I wouldn't want to be Louie Anderson, for reasons I cannot disclose here.
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You say this every week. I agree btw.
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October 16, 2003, 07:27
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The captain of the Staten Island ferry. Ten dead, lots of wounded, he tried (and failed) to kill himself. Very sad. 
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October 16, 2003, 07:37
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jeb bush is offering the guy asylum.
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