October 17, 2003, 13:47
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King
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I want to buy something, but don't know anything about it and can't be bothered researching it myself.
Someone do it for me.
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Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.
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October 17, 2003, 14:02
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I'm a 26 year old virgin and a girl smiled at me today, what do I do?
I don't know, because I'm a 26 year old virgin too, so I'll just post some sexist jokes.
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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October 17, 2003, 14:07
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Emperor
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Generic List of Thread Titles and Starters:
"Look what Oddity I found after 59 consecutive hours of Web Browsing", Stefu.
"Newsflash of the latest Terrorist Attacks in Israel", Siro/Azazel.
"A thread about something Entertainment related in a pathetic attempt to break up the political monotony on the OT.", JohnT
"Hey, look at me!", Slowwhand
"My Rage About the Drug War has Sent Me Into a Parsing Frenzy", Berzerker
"Can you believe this Rightest Evil that is currently being perpetrated on the Third World?" by Chegitz Guevara
"No, Che, I cannot. How about these being committed by Americans/Bush?" by Monkspider, Sava, Agathon, and Chegitz in separate threads, about separate topics
"Pinochet is the way!" Fez
"Check out the latest Intel ADS-6044-PDQ 10GhZ thingamabobble that kicks AMD's latest offering in the as*!!" Asher
"How Microsoft screwed 47,000 African school children out of their milk money", Urban Ranger
"Women: How I can't get any, and by the way, here's how to dress and act to attract them.", Albert Speer.
"Slightly Girlie topics, like Barbie Dolls", LTEC!
"Yet another excuse to post pictures of Mantas/Sophia", Saras/JohnT
"Can you ban me for the 39th time? I'm not getting any work done again", GP/TCO
"GNP/EBITDA/MDMA/LSD/NYSE/FEDEX/AMEX/VISA/UPS Econo Thread Part MMCCLXXIII", DanS/Roland/Adam Smith
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October 17, 2003, 14:08
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I covered the OS thing, it was meant to cover the Mac/PC thing as well.
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ya, but you didn't get the spirit of the things. 
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B♭3
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October 17, 2003, 14:19
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October 17, 2003, 14:38
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Emperor
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This is awesome. Now we can distil the whole forum into a single thread. Just think of the improved efficiency! 
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If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
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October 17, 2003, 14:40
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Deity
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Great summaries!
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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October 17, 2003, 14:43
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King
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One thread summary. 
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Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.
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October 17, 2003, 14:44
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Prince
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Hmmm.... Next try....
Warez is good...
No warez is thieving.
BTW you can download crack for 3D Studio Max from [censored]
Case closed. See ya in week.
Anime
Anime is cool Manga is cool
I hate Japanese arts.
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money sqrt evil;
My literacy level are appalling.
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October 17, 2003, 14:48
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Emperor
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"A thread about something Entertainment related in a pathetic attempt to break up the political monotony on the OT.", JohnT
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I prefer to think of these as your "A thread I posted to Straight Dope's Cafe Society forum but what the hell, I'll post it here as well" threads.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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October 17, 2003, 15:13
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Just another peon
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Cubs suck,
Bears Suck.
Insert any sport's team Suck.
America Football is really handmellon.
Soccer is for wussies.
My fantasy team kicks your team's A**
I won the football Pool.
I lost the football Pool.
Etc. Etc Etc.
Surpised these haven't come up already.
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The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
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October 17, 2003, 15:23
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King
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X has failed.
No it hasn't. Real X has not been tried yet.
Where X = any political, social, philosophical, economic, or religious system you can think of.
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Old posters never die.
They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....
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October 17, 2003, 15:27
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Originally posted by JohnT
"Hey, look at me!", Slowwhand
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Now where would we have gotten that impression the past couple of weeks?? 
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STFU and then GTFO!
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October 17, 2003, 15:36
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Emperor
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Originally posted by Stefu
I prefer to think of these as your "A thread I posted to Straight Dope's Cafe Society forum but what the hell, I'll post it here as well" threads.
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Which are different from those "A thread that I stole from the SDMB Cafe Society because I'm too lame to come up with my own creative ideas - I sure hope that Stefu or Imran shuts up and doesn't say anything" threads by yours truly.
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October 17, 2003, 16:38
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Emperor
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Originally posted by Kassiopeia
I found this test on the Internet. I did it. Here's my result.
Here's my result.
Here's my result.
Here's my result. Hey, mine's the same as yours.
So it is. Interesting.
Here's my result.
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October 17, 2003, 16:40
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Originally posted by JohnT
Generic List of Thread Titles and Starters:
"Look what Oddity I found after 59 consecutive hours of Web Browsing", Stefu.
"Newsflash of the latest Terrorist Attacks in Israel", Siro/Azazel.
"A thread about something Entertainment related in a pathetic attempt to break up the political monotony on the OT.", JohnT
"Hey, look at me!", Slowwhand
"My Rage About the Drug War has Sent Me Into a Parsing Frenzy", Berzerker
"Can you believe this Rightest Evil that is currently being perpetrated on the Third World?" by Chegitz Guevara
"No, Che, I cannot. How about these being committed by Americans/Bush?" by Monkspider, Sava, Agathon, and Chegitz in separate threads, about separate topics
"Pinochet is the way!" Fez
"Check out the latest Intel ADS-6044-PDQ 10GhZ thingamabobble that kicks AMD's latest offering in the as*!!" Asher
"How Microsoft screwed 47,000 African school children out of their milk money", Urban Ranger
"Women: How I can't get any, and by the way, here's how to dress and act to attract them.", Albert Speer.
"Slightly Girlie topics, like Barbie Dolls", LTEC!
"Yet another excuse to post pictures of Mantas/Sophia", Saras/JohnT
"Can you ban me for the 39th time? I'm not getting any work done again", GP/TCO
"GNP/EBITDA/MDMA/LSD/NYSE/FEDEX/AMEX/VISA/UPS Econo Thread Part MMCCLXXIII", DanS/Roland/Adam Smith
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"Do my bidding", Tassadar
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October 17, 2003, 17:25
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Deity
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"IWS version XXXVIII dumb, dumber, and dumbererer"
here are 8-10 things I thought of. Respond to them thru PM.
sent
sent
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scment
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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October 17, 2003, 17:47
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Emperor
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Macedonians are Greek.
NO THEY'RE NOT!!! THEY ARE ARE NOT GREEK!!!
Yes they are -- just look at their ancient, historical migration and settlement patterns in relation to Greek ethncity. For instance . . . .
They're not Greek -- end of story.
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STFU and then GTFO!
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October 17, 2003, 18:08
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King
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FYR or the REAL ones ?
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Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.
- Paul Valery
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October 17, 2003, 18:18
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Emperor
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"Newsflash of the latest Terrorist Attacks in Israel", Siro/Azazel.
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I almost never posts those! Eli does that more often.
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October 17, 2003, 18:19
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Caption this photo and try to be funny.
 ACK!
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October 17, 2003, 18:24
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Prince
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This thread is too long, can I get a summary?
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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October 17, 2003, 18:24
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Which are different from those "A thread that I stole from the SDMB Cafe Society because I'm too lame to come up with my own creative ideas - I sure hope that Stefu or Imran shuts up and doesn't say anything" threads by yours truly.
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Bush is evil.
No he's not.
Yes he is, I bet he eats babies!
Oh yeah? Clinton ate kittens!
Clinton was good
No he wasn't
(thread continues debating the Clinton Presidency)
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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October 17, 2003, 18:28
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Deity
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Originally posted by Stefu
Someone has a birthday. I will celebrate it by using a folksy Texan saying.
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WTG.
No more birthday salutations generated by me.
Ya little ****er.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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October 17, 2003, 19:11
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Jesus would have loved Pepsi.
No he wouldn't.
Yes he would -- it says so in the . . .
No, it's just that you interpreted that passage wrong. Look at this passage . . . .
Well, I will always believe that Jesus would have loved Pepsi.
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STFU and then GTFO!
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October 17, 2003, 19:16
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yes he did
no he didn't
yeah-huh
nuhuh
*hitler || hitler*
(thread dies)
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October 17, 2003, 20:12
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Prince
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The M1A is invincible.
Well, it's pretty good, but what about the Leopard 2/Merkava/UK Challenger?
Bah, it doesn't matter what kind of MBT you've got, it's the crew that counts. There was this one time when I was in the army/marines/michigan militia ...
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What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
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October 17, 2003, 20:43
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Emperor
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"It's funny 'cuz it's true!"
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 17, 2003, 23:31
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Immortal Factotum
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Slighty less opinionated with the passing of a friend, Faded Glory....OT is a better place because of him...
Peace
Grandpa Troll
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October 18, 2003, 02:21
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Civilization V News Editor
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"why do you always type in italics?"
because i do.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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