October 17, 2003, 13:29
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Best tune for striptease, male and/or female
So what do you think? I nominate the Ghostbusters theme song.
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October 17, 2003, 13:32
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Patricia the stripper - Chris de Burgh.
NB: duh!
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October 17, 2003, 13:45
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Planning your weekend, Azazel?
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October 17, 2003, 13:51
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 Nah, more like sharing some experience.
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October 17, 2003, 13:56
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October 17, 2003, 14:00
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Richelieu: that's not much of a striptease song.
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October 17, 2003, 14:03
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The only artist I know who makes music specifically for strip club use is DJ Assault.
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October 17, 2003, 14:05
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Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls" is of course the greatest strip song ever written, judging by the number of times I've heard it in strip clubs. 
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October 17, 2003, 14:44
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Originally posted by Azazel
Richelieu: that's not much of a striptease song.
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haha, and ghostbusters theme is?
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October 17, 2003, 14:49
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Of course it is! It starts quietly, and then proceeds much more energetic.
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October 17, 2003, 14:53
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"IF you want my body AND you think I'm sexy, come on baby let me KNOW...!" --Rod Stewart
*Shudders violently...* 
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October 17, 2003, 14:56
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October 17, 2003, 14:57
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Kim Wilde - "Love Blonde"
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October 17, 2003, 15:04
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Hands down
David Rose's rousing pop hit melody "The Stripper"
Made famous in the 60's
Noxzema Shaving Cream Girl - In the mid 1960s, an attractive eighteen-year-old Swedish-born blonde model named Gunilla Knutson teasingly urged men to "Take it off, take it all off" with Noxzema Medicated Instant Shave Cream (1966-73).
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October 17, 2003, 15:18
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Wait a second, did that swedish girl make a song, too?
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October 17, 2003, 15:22
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No the song in the commercial was "the stripper".
Back in the 60's she was considered very "HOT" "HOT" "HOT"
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October 17, 2003, 15:34
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Best song.....hmmmmm......
Jungle boogie
Jungle Boogie
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October 17, 2003, 15:40
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Zarahustra song (sorry can't remember the real name) is my entrance song when I do my striptease to hot chicks in retirement communities.
Also, sometimes I give them my special moves that includes 'touch the floor, see my backdoor' power moves and 'deeper in the crack, my thongs goes back' and sometimes I do the helicopter, depends what kind of permits the places has. . I don't want to end up in jail after hard night of doing my job.
As of what I'd like to see myself from woman stripper, I'd like to see that while Herbaliser - another mother plays. It's a great track for real slow streching kind of dancing.
And there's nothing Freudian in it you big pervs.
Just one came to my mind also, what I do for specials.. that means I get paid more, usually it's the suits though. They like it nasty, especially if there are few Japanese suits in the crowd, that means go wild, get paid, run and escape or get laid. I usually end it with Pointer Sisters - I'm so excited and do my fast running without moving and when the song ends I run away to my car and speed away since I rarely feel like getting molested is a good idea. These people are kinky, so I usually do my 'we're the kids in America' from the 80s too, but I can't do ponytails since my hair is short, so I have to suck on a lollipop and look innocent while I do splits.
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October 17, 2003, 15:45
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October 17, 2003, 15:47
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Zarahustra song (sorry can't remember the real name) is my entrance song when I do my striptease to hot chicks in retirement communities.
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MUST RIP EYES OUT OF HEAD........
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October 17, 2003, 15:48
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rah, think of that when next time you hear this song, or you see space movies or NASA news tampon man .
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October 17, 2003, 15:53
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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October 17, 2003, 15:58
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Oh yes. Doesn't that give the needed little extra spice to a movie experience like Apollo 13? You see the rocket launching, but that's only metaphora for the climax of my show, it's really very phallic. The Houston is the manager of the club, and the only problem is I ONLY dance. That means no any kind of -jobs.
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October 17, 2003, 16:06
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How about "Addicted to Love" ? Or "Centerfold"
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October 17, 2003, 16:09
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"Big Spender", Peggy Lee.
Which is the same as what RAH the Doink is remembering. 
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October 17, 2003, 16:09
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Why do you think that the words of the song must fit the stripping activity?
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October 17, 2003, 16:10
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Good point, the beat counts too.
Truth be told, I don't like strip joints. At all.
So I guess I shouldn't even try to answer your question
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October 17, 2003, 16:12
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DJ Shadow, Midnight in a Perfect World.
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October 17, 2003, 16:12
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I don't like strip joints, either.
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October 17, 2003, 16:13
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Strip clubs generally have really good music.
I never hear it, of course; yet the fact remains.
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