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Old October 20, 2003, 19:35   #31
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I think you should work in: "HERE ME. MY DEMANDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS! SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE."
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Old October 20, 2003, 21:14   #32
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Old October 20, 2003, 21:24   #33
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What, you're getting married right now ?

Congrats anyway Che !
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Old October 21, 2003, 00:53   #34
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Sorry che, got pulled away with schoolwork.

Seems you got the help you needed anyway.
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Old October 21, 2003, 01:06   #35
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In the civilized North, where liberals rule, a marriage license costs $35 and you can get married on the same day and they take credit cards. Not so here in the South. Three day waiting period and $85, unless I go to some course telling me all about marriage, but you have to go to the Courthouse to get the list of people teaching the course, cuz they haven't bothered to put it up on the web yet, despite he law being 5 years old.
I prefer the South's way. Actually I'd add more time for a waiting period, and maybe require the counseling. As long as it makes people think about actually getting married, it may nip some future divorces in the bud .
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Old October 21, 2003, 01:13   #36
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Indeed, let a little thought go a long way.
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Old October 21, 2003, 01:16   #37
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Of course, I think I can justify that because with civil marriage comes benefits from the state. In order for the benefits you gotta wait a week and undergo pre-marriage counseling. Quid-pro-quo .

Of course, if you just want a religious ceremony, not honored by the state, go right ahead .
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Old October 21, 2003, 01:22   #38
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I hope pictures of the people's wedding will be posted.

Fuzz out your faces if you must, but I want to see the bride & groom that wear combat boots and a beret.
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Old October 21, 2003, 01:28   #39
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Imran, most churches set up premarital counselling for couples well before they get married, sometime after they get engaged, so you wouldn't have it easier.
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I'm sure there are plenty of churches out there that DON'T have counselling.
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I'm sure there are plenty of churches out there that DON'T have counselling.
They are in Las Vegas.
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The Church of the Flying Elvii, perhaps.
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