women really can't drive - Page 2

st_swithin · October 21, 2003, 17:28

Well, since women did all the driving in Matrix Reloaded, I guess we know what happens in Revolution - all the men are gonna die.

Asher · October 21, 2003, 22:35

An asian woman who didn't speak a bit of English just backed her 2002 Honda Civic into our 2003 Toyota Highlander Limited today. She had such slow reaction speeds that she couldn't break when we honked a second before it happened, and about 1 second after she started ramming us she stopped.

She caused a lot of damage to her little car, apparently a tiny Civic can't push a large SUV sideways. Her bumper got pushed back quite far into her car, her trunk won't open, and taillights smashed.

Nubclear · October 21, 2003, 22:39

Hey! Women are of a superior race, manling!

Imran Siddiqui · October 21, 2003, 22:43

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Hey! Women are of a superior race, manling!

Your girl looking over your shoulder?

Tuberski · October 21, 2003, 22:51

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Originally posted by rah
While you can't tell for sure, I'm inclined to believe it.

Having worked at a gas station before. It is accurate.

I had a man in a brand new BMW come to the pumps and forget to put the nozzle back.

That little coupling you see at the end of the hose is designed to break away for just that reason.

The nozzle also does nasty things to the body around the gas cap.

ACK!

Jaguar · October 22, 2003, 00:35

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Originally posted by Asher
An asian woman who didn't speak a bit of English just backed her 2002 Honda Civic into our 2003 Toyota Highlander Limited today. She had such slow reaction speeds that she couldn't break when we honked a second before it happened, and about 1 second after she started ramming us she stopped.

She caused a lot of damage to her little car, apparently a tiny Civic can't push a large SUV sideways. Her bumper got pushed back quite far into her car, her trunk won't open, and taillights smashed.

You just had to mention that it was 2003 and "Limited" didn't you?

Dis · October 22, 2003, 00:44

capitalist pig

Jaguar · October 22, 2003, 00:45

He is decadent. He is not a good comrade.

Asher · October 22, 2003, 00:56

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Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior
You just had to mention that it was 2003 and "Limited" didn't you?

It shows aggravation that a $55,000 car was rammed by a ditz with her heads in the clouds.

Ted Striker · October 22, 2003, 01:08

i told you they were terrorists

Jaguar · October 22, 2003, 01:32

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Originally posted by Asher

It shows aggravation that a $55,000 car was rammed by a ditz with her heads in the clouds.

You just had to mention the price, too, didn't you?

You act way to masculine for a gay guy.

Asher · October 22, 2003, 01:33

I know, it surprises everyone.

I am a prized possession in the gay community, since the ultimate boy is the straight boy I'm the next best thing.

Jaguar · October 22, 2003, 01:35

GODDAMN ****ING SPELLING!!

That's the second time that I didn't add the extra "o" onto "too."

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I am a prized possession in the gay community, since the ultimate boy is the straight boy I'm the next best thing.

Watch out. MrFun will call you an Uncle Tom.

Asher · October 22, 2003, 01:37

I didn't notice you spelled it that way!
I can't believe I replied to that piece of **** post!

Jaguar · October 22, 2003, 01:38

Wow, I got really worked up about that, didn't I?

Asher · October 22, 2003, 01:40

It's understandable, the topic of homosexuality came up and Boris-the-grammar-nazi's arrival is inevitable.

Jaguar · October 22, 2003, 01:46

Wait, aren't we mixing things up here? Homosexuality comes up and MrFun arrives, cars come up and Asher arrives, grammar comes up and Boris arrives, and then the thread becomes a gay-fest.

Space05us · October 22, 2003, 01:49

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i told you they were terrorists

indeed they are, I remeber a few times when I lived in California and my mom was driving me to school little old asian women would come zipping out of nowhere in thier tiny little cars cutting everyone off.

One time the traffic was bumber to bumper and the car in front of us had just barely inched forward and the car to our left got its bumber *just* in front of ours so we couldnt go foward until they had moved. When we looked at who was driving it was a little old asian woman.

Jaguar · October 22, 2003, 01:50

Excuse me, but you are interrupting my threadjack.

Asher · October 22, 2003, 01:51

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Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior
Wait, aren't we mixing things up here? Homosexuality comes up and MrFun arrives, cars come up and Asher arrives, grammar comes up and Boris arrives, and then the thread becomes a gay-fest.

I only have a passing interest in cars.

Space05us · October 22, 2003, 01:54

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Excuse me, but you are interrupting my threadjack.

sorry you were doing such a poor job, I couldn't sit back and watch you humiliate yourself any longer.

Jaguar · October 22, 2003, 01:59

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Originally posted by Space05us

sorry you were doing such a poor job, I couldn't sit back and watch you humiliate yourself any longer.

You clearly aren't doing any better.

Space05us · October 22, 2003, 02:02

Im not trying

Jaguar · October 22, 2003, 02:03

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Originally posted by Space05us
Im not trying

Ah, therin lies your failure.

Space05us · October 22, 2003, 02:06

we're both obviously doing a horrible job since we're the only two participating...Im going to leave you alone now.

:) Smiley · October 22, 2003, 02:44

What's really pathetic though is people who can't drive and don't know how to read a bus map or schedule. Hell, those are prolly the same people who can't find rooms in buildings with only one hallway.

st_swithin · October 22, 2003, 04:13

That's why you need one driver and one navigator.

Q Classic · October 22, 2003, 07:20

i like being the navigator to my gf's driving.
she doesn't get lost now.

and, i get to infuriate her by giving her multiple alternate routes, just because i can.

st_swithin · October 22, 2003, 16:34

So you're into S&M, huh?

Q Classic · October 22, 2003, 16:37

no comment.