George Bush and Hu Jin Tao are in Australia if you're looking for them - Page 2

Paul Hanson · October 22, 2003, 10:40

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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Yes. Have you ever seen Texan women?

Something that might change your mind

MikeH · October 22, 2003, 10:41

Have you ever seen Swedish women? I'd have to take the 100 Swedish women (2 at a time).

Drake Tungsten · October 22, 2003, 10:42

**** the Swedish birds. If I wanted incomprehensible *****es with small tits, I could just walk outside.

Skanky Burns · October 22, 2003, 10:51

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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
**** the Swedish birds.

That would be the general idea.

Alexander's Horse · October 22, 2003, 17:20

A local radio station is running a competition where you get points for George Bush sightings - 2000 for a fully body sighting, 500 for his head, 100 for his hand etc.

One local got disqualified this morning for falsely claiming he'd seen George Bush last night in the suburb of Kambah

Verto · October 22, 2003, 17:24

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Originally posted by MikeH

No! That's my point.

I'm dissappointed I haven't been shouted at by any Texans yet.

We are too much in awe of your culture.

Alexander's Horse · October 22, 2003, 17:34

Imran Siddiqui · October 23, 2003, 01:35

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Even when it comes to their women?

Apparently Swedish women have the smallest average brests in Europe... at least that is what a study said

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I'd prefer a nice Swiss lass, myself

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Asher · October 23, 2003, 01:49

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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
**** the Swedish birds. If I wanted incomprehensible *****es with small tits, I could just walk outside.

When did you move back to Nebraska?

Sikander · October 23, 2003, 02:52

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Originally posted by MikeH

To find more fertile land to farm?

I thought that was fertile women to plough.

Alexander's Horse · October 23, 2003, 03:08

Highlights of the Bush visit thus far

- some idiot had a car accident on the Presidential motorcade route just before they were planning to close it to normal traffic

- Apparently the Secret Service calls the President "Plotus". This prompted one wag to note that would make the First Lady "Flotus".

- 2 senators got ejected from Parliament

MikeH · October 23, 2003, 04:00

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Originally posted by Verto
We are too much in awe of your culture.

See, you're trying to be sarcastic but you obviously don't even understand what culture is.

TheStinger · October 23, 2003, 04:12

He 's comming to see us soon, that is going to be fun!

MikeH · October 23, 2003, 04:21

Yeah, I'm sure all the ridiculously over the top left wing morons from Socialist Worker will have some kind of riot and make my nice moderate leftishness look bad.

This trolling is fun, I see why people like it so much.

Alexander's Horse · October 23, 2003, 04:22

Will any of your MP's interject?

MikeH · October 23, 2003, 04:32

Possibly.

Ken Livingstone (Mayor of London AKA Red Ken) has said that Bush isn't welcome in the Mayor's offices. There are some old school lefty Labour MPs who might make arses of themselves in some kind of protest.

Chemical Ollie · October 23, 2003, 06:44

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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
A local radio station is running a competition where you get points for George Bush sightings - 2000 for a fully body sighting, 500 for his head, 100 for his hand etc.

If it was Clinton, ladies could get 10000 point for sighting other body parts.

Alexander's Horse · October 23, 2003, 07:28

Well he's gone now so hopefully the jet fighters and military helicopters that have been circling the city for the last 24 hours will p*ss off and we can all get some sleep.

MrFun · October 23, 2003, 10:42

I just saw on CNN that President Bush was heckled during his speech to the Australian Parliament???

Drake Tungsten · October 23, 2003, 10:45

If the Australian Parliament is anything like the British one, it'd be more surprising if he didn't get heckled.

MrFun · October 23, 2003, 10:47

But I turned onto CNN at the last minute, and I did not really get to hear what the Australian Parliament member(s) said to Bush.

Drake Tungsten · October 23, 2003, 10:49

I think they said "you're a stupid ****" or something along those lines.

MikeH · October 23, 2003, 10:51

Absolutely.

Lincoln · October 23, 2003, 10:58

One said "were not a sheriff" when Bush said that Australia was (in the area). I think it was some Green nut that just wanted to save a whale or something...

MrFun · October 23, 2003, 12:27

Silly me Lincoln -- I forgot that anyone who openly disagrees with President Bush on anything, is suppose to automatically be labeled as some kind of extremist nut.

Drake Tungsten · October 23, 2003, 12:32

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Silly me Lincoln -- I forgot that anyone who openly disagrees with President Bush on anything, is suppose to automatically be labeled as some kind of extremist nut.

What are you talking about? Lincoln didn't think that the guy was probably a nut because he disagreed with Bush; he thought he was probably a nut because the guy's in the Green Party. Most Greens are extremist nuts, so I fail to see the problem with Lincoln's characterization.

Alexander's Horse · October 23, 2003, 17:56

They shouted they were late for work because of all the road closures.

MrFun · October 23, 2003, 18:42

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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

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Silly me Lincoln -- I forgot that anyone who openly disagrees with President Bush on anything, is suppose to automatically be labeled as some kind of extremist nut.

What are you talking about? Lincoln didn't think that the guy was probably a nut because he disagreed with Bush; he thought he was probably a nut because the guy's in the Green Party. Most Greens are extremist nuts, so I fail to see the problem with Lincoln's characterization.

Fine -- if the Green Party really is an extremist party, then I suppose I won't ban Lincoln -- this time.