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i am currently talking up to her
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Old October 30, 2003, 16:03   #212
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well... they look similar... so go for it.

and i don't really need any help getting laid. there's this seventeen year-old that lives down the street that would be happy to give it up to me. but it's the hunt; the challenge that proves to be the thrill
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Where's her upper lip? Be careful... she could be one of those human flesh eaters!

Also, is older than 16, but wants to keep that 'daddies little cutie' look. Means she has something to hide. Hideous past, experimenting in high school with basketball team? I don't know, possibly. Plus: You can introduce this to your family and she's still a beast in the bedroom. Cons: She might take a butchers knife and make you a less man.

Make up suggests she can't a) do it really well b) is not interested doing it well c) just has a bad make up day e) was too busy before this picture d)yaadayaadayaa.. all of the above suggest she doesn't take her pictures seriously. She showed you this picture, so it's prolly one of the better pictures anyway. Dangerous. Suggests alert pink.

Backround suggests this picture was taken at home, so that could explain the cutie look and kids clothes, and bad make up. So, this could be a plus. On the negative note, this might mean she really is a home person, and if you want to call her, every second day you'll be talking to her parents and ask when she can come to the phone.

DEFINITELY a Disney lover. Does NOT go for erotic lingerie. At least not on the first 6 months. You can make it a game, it's either fun or it just frustrates you.
She has one ear ring in this picture, which is worrying. It's weird. I can't make anything up from this, but this concerns me.

Look carefully. This is just about as good as it gets. The hair has been like this forever. She has a high forhead, and likes to cover it with her hair down like that. Even at home. Even. At. Home.
Because of the lacking upper lip, she can't even pull the hair back on tight to ponytail, because that would make her lower facial area look weird and extra tight, so she needs to have it loosen up, and because of the high forhead, down like that because she's not comfortable with it. No businessman-secretary role games for you, sorry. Or flight attendant. Or lion tamer.

But all in all, she would make a good mother, average lover, good mate. You just have to deal with the fact, that she still watches Bambi 4 times a year and cries with it.
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Old October 30, 2003, 16:13   #214
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ah. she's dutch. and so are you, DBTS. why, oh, why does that figure...?
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she send this as something she wants:
http://store.playboy.com/shopping/pr...emType=PRODUCT

and this:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/comm...me=OSSLPSXYLAC

she is definatly not what you thing...she is 17 and well i am 18 so it is do able...
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Old October 30, 2003, 16:25   #218
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Ok, I take some of this back then. I clearly misjudged.

I actually thought she'd be little over 20. No worries, she's ok then. I like the lingerie!
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if you would only knew what she showed me what i cant show here!
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Old October 30, 2003, 17:24   #220
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she is 17 and well i am 18 so it is do able
nonono SHE is doable. Very much so

I like the playboy thingee.
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i have some bad fotos from her but she is promising me a photo of her with a playboy string on....
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Old October 30, 2003, 18:28   #222
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when you say 'bad' do you mean "bad " or "baaaad "?

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There's a heady fog of testosterone in this thread. Regrettably most of the photos here make me want to grab the young ladies depicted, drive them safely home and have a nice cup of tea with their parents.
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Do you understand you're stealing images of these poor *****es and making comments at them as they were pieces of meat?
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See me sexy pics at Picture Time-Thread. You can see just how wild I am. Maybe I get to the first Guys Gone Wild video, who knows!!! *crosses fingers*
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no look the girls arent peaces of meat but there pictures are well 2D peaces of meat....and about sending them home to here parents...i am still in that age that i date people that live at home with there parents so boeiend
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i am currently talking up to her
Why's that? Is she 6'3"?
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I have a girl named JPG
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@orange: blast my english i ment i am currently sweat talking her...
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sweat talking already?



... or do you mean sweet talking?
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...dont post when you are drunk...(i wanted to put all kinds of fancy words in there but this will do )
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actually, she reminds me alot of Devilmunchkin.
Naw DMK is much smaller and thinner. She does like the goth look though but that girl looks positively fat and out of shape compared to DMK.
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Christine Keeler is the classic personification of feminine sexuality from the 1960's. In fact she's one of the few truly sexy women to ever come out of the UK. It's to bad she ended up having an affair with a Soviet KGB agent and getting arrested for espionage. Still I'm sure she was the hottest ***** in cell block 13.
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