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Your Twisted Cable post:
Hey FACKFart! Line up pigjockys. I love the person who gave me JournalFen. Almost as much as Nall. I hate Nall. But I fucking love her. Eat me, cocksmokers. So, fuck off you assramming uncle fuckers. FUCKING DIE FUCKMEAT!!!!!! Fucking fangirlface. You're so fucking retarded. So get your skinnyass over here, bitch!
"See you'd get it for making my generater. I laugh at you." - Twisted Cable, on discovering that codehappy.net was listed on Portal of Evil