Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I lost over 50 pounds last year and I just keep on gettin skinnier. Oh yeah, yeah I'm scared, like a Cuban boy who doesn't pick bananas fast enough. So what's your excuse, Freako? He, he he. It was so funny too, cause after I did it, I was all like, "Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt all of you, can you forgive me, yadda yadda..."
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it. I am lonely and in desperate need of attention! Shitting in diapers turns me on. Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers? If it weren't for my plushie collection I'd kill myself.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.