Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Do you often get yourself mixed up with me when you reply to my posts? Cause seriously, that's the only explanation I can come up with for your blatant hypocrisy. ^_^ Uh, hello, Fucking Retard, your body, when starved, will burn muscle before it starts burning fat. There's no getting around it. Maybe I'll see if I can't entice some peeps from Usenet on here, like maybe lil Johnny Pinball and some of those old standing Hatter obsessed kooks, they might be just the fire I need to keep it all going. *rolls eyes* "Make Believe Land" sure can be a lot of fun...just don't try and sexually molest the trolly you lil meow fucker! Normally I keep my hair completely white, but the last time I stripped the color it got a lil fucked up and as irony would have it, I couldn't find the right toner I needed to try and correct the yellowness without making it look purplish/blue. Oh BTW, another lil free cl00, when I reply to people, I tend to mirror and magnify the emotional stance and tone that's given off in the post.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it. Say, are you into furry too? Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up! Drooling on my chin makes me feel good.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.