Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

Do you often get yourself mixed up with me when you reply to my posts? Cause seriously, that's the only explanation I can come up with for your blatant hypocrisy. ^_^ Uh, hello, Fucking Retard, your body, when starved, will burn muscle before it starts burning fat. There's no getting around it. Maybe I'll see if I can't entice some peeps from Usenet on here, like maybe lil Johnny Pinball and some of those old standing Hatter obsessed kooks, they might be just the fire I need to keep it all going. *rolls eyes* "Make Believe Land" sure can be a lot of fun...just don't try and sexually molest the trolly you lil meow fucker! Normally I keep my hair completely white, but the last time I stripped the color it got a lil fucked up and as irony would have it, I couldn't find the right toner I needed to try and correct the yellowness without making it look purplish/blue. Oh BTW, another lil free cl00, when I reply to people, I tend to mirror and magnify the emotional stance and tone that's given off in the post.

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it. Say, are you into furry too? Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up! Drooling on my chin makes me feel good.

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14228th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.