Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Seriously though, I have my doubts as to whether Chet even KNOWS what an IP address is. o_O It was so funny too, cause after I did it, I was all like, "Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt all of you, can you forgive me, yadda yadda..." `, \ Ever hear of the boy who cried fag? Oh wait, wait that was you, wasn't it? *rolls eyes* I wasn't ever a geek though, I didn't wear pocket protectors, no tape on my glasses and I never attended any trek conventions. Why must you try and sodomize Malibu Stacy? No, no Dribbles, see YOUR the flavor of the week, not me.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers? Spank me in my squishy diapy and your hand will smell like poo! Shitting in diapers turns me on. Sure I can hack! That involves sending e-mail, right? Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. Sometimes I speak in baby-talk. My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.