Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

Oh and BTW, those people who did those "sculpture" models that you're so high on...I'd give any of those people $10,000 if they could match my skill and build an original scifi ship design that's hull and nacelles are angled on 3 or more axis. *rolls eyes* Honestly, what did I ever do to lil you? Did I piss in yer Cheerios? Obliterate some insignificant stain of a community you were fond of? You know what I love BEST about all you retarded...it's the fact that I keep spoon feeding you shit and then you jump on it like flies to shit and scream out, "OMFG WE GOTS HIM NOW, WE INVENTED TEH INTERNET, WE EXPOSED TEH HATTER!!1!"...heh...don't get out much? Seriously, have you been out in public lately? The fucking sheep mentality is EVERYWHERE. Sometimes I think it just spreads through you retards like a disease whenever you get into large groups. *rolls eyes* Teh adult baby community isn't really ripe for the picking anymore though, they've been pretty much obliterated by me. Being considered a laughing stock by a group of people who think the "best flame" is adding the word "slop" onto the end of some d00ds name...yeah, can't say as I'm gonna be losing any sleep over THAT. But hey, don't let me ruin the fantasy for ya.

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. I smell like poopies. Hey, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Sure I can hack! That involves sending e-mail, right? I'm not potty-trained yet. Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart?

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 10052nd generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.