Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

My favorite was when I turned all the adult babies against the teen babies. `, \ ...oh, oh, what up G, you can handle it. `, ) You aren't REALLY so utterly fucking cl00less that you think ONE single person could EVER make THAT many posts, do you? Whatever failing delusion you need to keep you posting like a retarded lil monkey. `, D Free cl00, alcoholics do that, not normal people. Do note the difference. ^_^ REALLY think about that, St00pid, I'm sure it start to click at some point. `, \

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

I'm not potty-trained yet. I am lonely and in desperate need of attention! Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers? Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper! Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart?

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14094th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.