Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I try new things every now again, but it's by no means in any attempt to be more socially accepted...cause really I'd rather be LESS socially accepted than I am. Hrmmm... ...the cluelessness of it all is just...mind boggling! *snicker* All teh problems of the world could all be solved if ONLY we would all start jogging! *rolls eyes* You know the whole "evil" thing, and balancing stuff out, yadda yadda, attacking stupidity and evil with complete and total reckless abandon...ringin any bells? Have you ever noticed that in communities where I do the whole "I'm teh greates social engineer I'm gonna trolls you all" sthick the inhabitants will ALWAYS latch onto a few lil random failings and just ass rape them to death?
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this. I have poopy pants on because I am a big boy. What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new? I get into flame wars on Usenet and people hate me but I still have won! There's this religion of Juggaloes that I'm sorta interested in.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.