Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

Sorry to disapoint, Kookster, I know how much you wanted to try and feel less stupid about your own failing stupidity. *shudder* Flail your arms about in your next post, you'll be more entertaining that way. Teh adult baby community isn't really ripe for the picking anymore though, they've been pretty much obliterated by me. I wasn't using any random technobable words, Slurpy. I mean, fucking hello, repeating the same material over and over gets PLENTY of reaction out of you. Fuck I could probably reply to every post with a snuh cascade and you MORONS would still post replies! *rolls eyes* If you want to lose weight and you've got a lot of muscles, yeah, yer gonna lose quite a bit of yer muscle mass right along with it.

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

I have huge breasts. I smell like poopies. If it weren't for my plushie collection I'd kill myself. I have poopy pants on because I am a big boy.

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14188th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.