Af hominem! Strawman!

The Great LarzMachineMachine (behold its gears turning)

Hello, would-be infidels! If you've abandoned the unnecessary shackles of religion, theism, and personal hygeine, and have a perverse penchant for capitalizing all of your personal pronouns, you must now worship at the altar of your guru - the great LarzMachine! Or, at least, this automated simulation, the LarzMachineMachine.

The rational clear-headed logic of LarzMachine is so mighty and unassailable, that it doesn't even matter what order his statements are presented in - even in random order, they all make as much sense!

Voltaire and Hume were pussies. Behold now the TRUE ATHEIST LOGICKS:

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A LarzMachine post for "You". Remember, as always, the BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU to refute this:

The LarzMachineMachine says: Abolish it along with all other beliefs in imaginary garbage like alchemy and chi. Why should I love My neighbor when he's an asshole? What's that I see you spraying? More flaming to make up for your obvious lack of intelligence? I must be psychic! Wrong on both counts. Try again, this time after learning to think. He's not My type. I prefer insane blonde women. Why shouldn't religion be destroyed? Explain. Methinks you're just spraying as usual, and you're making up an imaginary post to send Me on a wild goose chase so you can claim to have outsmarted Me. Sorry, not going to work.