Af hominem! Strawman!

The Great LarzMachineMachine (behold its gears turning)

Hello, would-be infidels! If you've abandoned the unnecessary shackles of religion, theism, and personal hygeine, and have a perverse penchant for capitalizing all of your personal pronouns, you must now worship at the altar of your guru - the great LarzMachine! Or, at least, this automated simulation, the LarzMachineMachine.

The rational clear-headed logic of LarzMachine is so mighty and unassailable, that it doesn't even matter what order his statements are presented in - even in random order, they all make as much sense!

Voltaire and Hume were pussies. Behold now the TRUE ATHEIST LOGICKS:

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A LarzMachine post for "You". Remember, as always, the BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU to refute this:

The LarzMachineMachine says: You were actually behaving relatively intelligently. But then you had to dodge a simple question in the most cowardly fashion imaginable. People demanding I believe in gods without any evidence are morons. Organized religion is slightly higher on the List Of Hatred than mere "mysticism" because of the inherent brainwashing. Also, some of the most religiously-dedicated people I've ever known weren't just morons, they were actually retarded. Abolish it along with all other beliefs in imaginary garbage like alchemy and chi.