Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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CUSTOMER CHEWS DIRT!
GAMBLING ADDICTS THINK AMERICAN PRODUCTS ARE BETTER THAN JAPANESE
TEEN GANG: NUCLEAR WAR'S NO THREAT
TED KOPPEL LEADS ANCIENT EGYPTIANS
YOUNG LAWYER TO BE SIDESHOW FREAK

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