Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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FLYING CAR TAKES PHOTOS OF DEATH ROW!
BABYSITTER'S LEGS TRANSPLANTED ONTO BIONIC TOT
MAD MONKEYS ZAP AWAY OUR ENERGY!
EX-WITCH PAYS SNEAKY TEACHER TO STAY WITH AL CAPONE
WOMEN IN A SPIN OVER THE THREE STOOGES

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