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TEENAGER IN A PICKLE
TOUGH LOVESICK MONKEY TURNS UP HIS SNOOT AT WOMEN INVENTORS'S FOOD
ANGRY APES CREMATED IN COVEN!
COWS MURDER HANDLESS MAN BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LET THEM USE HIS LOVE BOAT!
THIS CAT LOVER CAN'T FALL ASLEEP -- OR HE WILL DIE!