Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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WIDOWER CHEWS DIRT!
CANCER BOY TELLS OF TRIP TO HEAVEN
BABY GIRL GOES TO SHANGRI-LA TO LOOK FOR HER KIDS
SURGEON LETS LONELY LITTLE CROONER HELP WITH OPERATION
STUPID ROBBER RAMS KILLER DOGS TO SAVE TEENYBOPPER!

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