Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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RICH GIRL BORN WEARING FLYING SAUCER
TEENS THINK AMERICAN PRODUCTS ARE BETTER THAN JAPANESE
DOPEY DINERS DIE AT HANDS OF BULLETPROOF DAD...
SNEAKY DRIVER HAS A FIRM GRIP ON LIFE
TIPSTER LOCKED IN CLOSET FOR 4 YEARS

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