Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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SOVIETS HUNT THIEF WHO BURIED BABY BOYS IN HIS BACKYARD
CHUBBIES HIJACK TED KOPPEL'S CAR!
MADONNA IS PREGNANT
TYKE PLOTTED WITH CAT LOVER TO KILL HUBBY!
ONE-LEGGED JOCK TREATED LIKE DOG

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