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This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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DOC RENTS BODY PARTS TO LOW-PAID WORKERS
HUGE STONE AGE NEEDLEFISH LANDS FOREIGNERS IN PRISON
SWEETHEARTS IN A SPIN OVER MEN
THOSE TIPS TURN FUGITIVES INTO JERKS
TWO-TIMING BRIDE, 12 YEARS OLD, HOLDS UP LOVE-SICK ARTIST

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