Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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GOOD NEWS FOR SATANIC SPIRITS
LUNATIC JUMPS OUT OF APARTMENT
PET SPIDER PUTS THE BITE ON HONEST MAN!
MOTORIST BATTLES HOUSEWIVES WHO WON'T LET HER RAISE HER SONS
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