Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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MY DEAD HOUSEKEEPER CAME BACK AS A PARROT
JELLY BEAN BRIDE PREDICTS LOVE FOR HERSELF
THIRSTY CUSTOMER BLOWS LID OFF UFO LIVE GRENADE
TRAIN SCARES SWAMI
GUY'S LEGS TRANSPLANTED ONTO PAROLE BOARD

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