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This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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SPELL-CASTING GRAMPS KILLS WITH HIS EYES
PARENTS RAISE SON AS TIPPLING TYKE -- TO WARD OFF UFO KIDNAPPERS
BANKRUPT FARMER STABS CAPTAIN, COPS SAY
TINY PINK FROGGIES MAKE PRISON ESCAPE ON ICE SKATES
STATUS SEEKERS GO BONKERS AND WRECK MANSION

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