Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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EXORCIST CAPTURED!
EX-FOOTBALL STAR NABS CITY WORKER WHO SHOT HIM THREE TIMES
PHONY TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS RING UP BIG SALES
NEW HOPE FOR THE AMAZING NAKED MAN
RUNAWAY TEEN OFFERS $30 MILLION FOR THE QUEEN'S DEAD BODY

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