Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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JIM BAKKER WAS A WOMAN!
BOOZERS CAN'T SAY NO TO GUILTY DINER WHO WEDS FOR 80TH TIME
SPOOK CHASERS SHOW UP AT TOWN'S SHINDIG -- EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT!
DO-IT-YOURSELF COP KILLER MAKES HISTORY
FOLKS GIVE INDESTRUCTIBLE FORD PERMISSION TO LAND!

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