Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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SEX-CHANGE DOC CHEATS AT TENNIS, SAYS HIS SON
TRAGIC INFANT SCARES AWAY SCHOOLBOY!
SMOKERS MAKE PRISON ESCAPE ON ICE SKATES
WAITRESS HAS A HEAD OF LETTUCE OF HER OWN!
GUILTY DINER ADMITS: I HAD MY CRUEL BIGMOUTH BIRD BLOWN AWAY

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