Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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EAGLES KEEP JUNK COLLECTOR CAPTIVE FOR 14 YEARS!
SPACE PROBE TRAPS A FAMILY IN A CAR
MARRIED GUYS HIJACK BRAVE MOM'S CAR!
PREHISTORIC TWO-TON OSTRICHES INVENTED BASEBALL!
BOOZE TURNS TEENAGERS INTO SCHOOLKIDS

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