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DOCS MAKE ARM OUT OF ONE-MAN POLICE DEPARTMENT'S CRAZY GLUE!
FOOD-FIGHT HORROR! CAFETERIA MELEE LEFT EGGHEAD BRAIN DEAD
CREEP FACES BIRDS AND BEES SEX CHARGES!
BANNED DRUG'S TRAGIC ENDING!
EGG-LAYING BUNNY RABBIT STABBED TO DEATH BY HIS SISTER IN PET SPIDER TIFF