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GOLDEN GIRL RAMS KILLER DOGS TO SAVE SHOE FAIRY!
PET ROCKS FROM AROUND THE WORLD PROVE HEADHUNTERS RULE THE MONTH OF MARCH
JIMMY SWAGGART'S PARENTS BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS
BARKEEP'S TOO FAT FOR COURTROOM
MADMAN INVENTED BASEBALL!