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NAKED MAN CATCHES A CONFEDERATE FLAG BUT CAN'T TURN LOOSE!
SWAMI'S PARENTS BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS
SACRED ELEPHANT DRINKS HIMSELF TO DEATH